Post-Procrastination

It’s funny how things work out.  I’ve ignored my blog too long and we all have Beverly to thank for bringing me back.  Thank you, Beverly.  Her comment on my last post, the July one, reminded me that August flew by with nary a thought written here.  What’s funny, though, is I re-read my last blog and the last two weeks fit it to a tee.

I’ve been working on a short story to submit for a 31 August deadline, but I find that the computer lures me away to other things.  So, when I went to visit family for a week (out of state and away from cable and internet) I took a note pad and pen.  It was a great opportunity to get my story down.  On my return last week I got it typed up, but needed to re-work it (that flow thing).  And then, with the deadline looming, I focused from midnight to 4am the last two nights strictly on the revision.  Now it’s done.

The final step was to make sure the formating followed the submission guidelines, so I went to the site and, low and behold, the real deadlines was 31 July!  I’ve managed to procrastinate myself right out of an anthology.  Ugh.  Oh well, I’ll find another one to submit it to or hold on to it for next year.

The lessoned learned here is to make sure you know your deadlines before cramming for them!  HaHaHa

Audrey

Procrastination, Thy Name is Audrey

Funny word, procrastination, the way it begins with “pro”, like it’s in favor of doing something . . . and it is . . . tomorrow.  It wants to do it today, but it just can’t.  I’ve been thinking of writing this blog for a while and kept putting it off.  Now, I’d planned to do something else and instead, here I am, delaying that until tomorrow.

I find that I work well under pressure, maybe because I get so much practice at it, but I don’t leave everything to the last minute.  When writing, I get things on paper (virtual or real) right away.  Then I think about them, let them stew, work out the logics.  I put off going back to them until I’m ready or the deadline looms.  Deadlines are great for clearing the cobwebs and pushing the brain into gear.

I’ve been revising a chapter for the past two weeks (or so).  Every time I looked at it, I would change the wording here and there.  Then I’d re-read it.  Where was the flow?  Something was missing.  The third or fourth time, frustration set in.  I printed it out . . . and left it to sit.  I went on to other things and tried not to think about it.  Finally, I chose a day and declared, “This is the day I figure this out.”  Sitting in silence, rebuffing distractions from family and work, I read.  No revising at first, I just read.  My reading is at speaking speed, which is fairly slow.  As I read, I listened to the flow.  Then I went back and, wherever the story jerked to the next idea, I smoothed it out.  Once the first fix came to mind, the next one followed more easily and then the next one.  Finally, the story moved.

Now, I don’t recommend putting everything off (especially things like bills), but sometimes procrastination means thinking long and hard about how to proceed before moving forward.  As the saying goes, “Good things come to those who wait.”

Movie Review of “Prey”

I’ve been meaning to post a blog about procrastination, but I haven’t got around to it yet.  (he he)  Instead, I find myself inspired to blog about the evening I just had.  

I get invites to movie premiers all the time, but they’re not usually as grand as what was put on tonight at the Palms in Las Vegas for the movie “Prey”.  Prey is an Australian movie and tonight was the North American premier.  

Other showings at Brenden Theatres, such as Hellboy II, started with a long line that formed well before the posted five o’clock (for a seven o’clock showing), continued with a pass exchange for tickets, followed by a wait in another line until the doors were opened.  That’s at least an hour and a half in lines and a half-hour wait in the theater.  I usually bring a book to fill the time.  

For Prey, however, even though the line began before five, by half past, passes were being exchanged for tickets.  Only this time IDs were checked against them – to make sure no one snuck in, I guess.  With each ticket we received a free popcorn and drink and a wristband to the after party at Moon.  Then a strange think happened.  They didn’t keep us corralled anywhere, we were released until the movie (showing at eight, not seven) with an invitation to see red carpet arrivals at seven.  Interesting.  

 

Zombies/Walking Dead at "Prey" Premier

Zombies/Walking Dead at "Prey" Premier

Curiosity drove us to the red carpet area where zombies paraded before waiting press.  Is this a zombie movie?  Or just a blood and guts one?  Huh.  Just before seven a drum corps broke out in … song? drum music? drumming? (what do you call it?)  Anyway, there is something about drums that goes straight to my heart – what can I say, I look forward to half-time at football games because of this, too.  Vegas Vanguard was cool.  Then, to my surprise, Robin Leach appeared with four showgirls to began welcoming special guests.  

Robin Leach and showgirls at the North American premier of the Australian movie "Prey"

Robin Leach and showgirls at the North American premier of the Australian movie "Prey"

 

 

 

All but one of the main characters came to the US and one of the those was American.  They were difficult to see through the photographers and hard to hear because they didn’t get close enough to the mic when answering Robin’s questions, so we went off to the theater to find a wooden snake waiting at every seat.  Is this movie about snakes?  

While waiting in our seats, we watched the short trailer for Prey – several times.  Dead people walking, snakes, things glowing, a chain saw, and a weird man in a duster and Freddie Kruger hat.  What was this horror movie about?  Had someone taken bits from every type of scary film and combined them?  I was almost afraid to find out.  

So here it is:  Five friends and a tag-along (three guys, three gals) take time away from their busy lives to go somewhere that sounds like a surfing beach, but since they don’t have boards I don’t know what they were going to do when they got there.  Along the way they are sidetracked by Freddie in a paranormal way and the female lead begins having visions.  They never find the place they are looking for and, after the first person is killed, they can’t seem to get away from the place no matter how far they drive.  As you can guess, with six victims, they get picked off one after another.  You’d think after a while that a person wouldn’t wander off alone without at least telling someone where they were going, but no.  When two are left we finally get some answers, however, if there was a story or curse that began this strange happening, it either wasn’t told or went over my American head.  

All in all, I don’t think the movie was meant to be taken as serious horror – which I’m glad of, because psycho butchering doesn’t interest me at all.  As a campy scary movie with laugh-out-loud moments, it hit the mark.  I have to say, I really enjoyed Prey and would watch it again – even the scene with three vehicles moving, when only two were occupied.  I applaud the actors; they did a great job of not cracking up when the rest of us did.  See Prey – it’s coming to pay-for-view this summer – and let yourself be entertained without being traumatized.  

Audrey

P.S. – We never made it to the after party, though I was impressed with the invite.

The Dave Matthews Band

I’ve just returned from a Dave Matthews Band (DMB) concert at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas and felt compelled to post a blog about it.  Equal to my love of reading is my love of music.  Not just any music, though.  I listen to the local Mix/Pop station on the radio where I can get a taste of different styles without hard core anything. 

I knew I liked what little DMB I’d heard and attended the concert with few expectations – for lots of people and loud music, mostly.  As the band took the stage behind a white curtain, the first notes rang out and the audience moved to their feet as one, even those of us in the nosebleed sections.  The curtain disappeared and they performed perfectly.  No notes went wrong and all were heard clearly without busting any eardrums.  This could be attributed to the band or it could have been the venue as the Jason Mraz opener was just as good.  

Maybe it’s a sign of aging that I appreciated the music, but not the crowd – except for the bachelor party dressed identically as Elvis.  Them I took in stride.  It might have had something to do with the smell of marijuana that reached me when Jason began, clearly emanating from the large man seated directly in front of me. Alternating his vice with beer and cigarettes, the big man’s sporty headband slid closer to his eyes the more inebriated he got.  The stranger beside me sympathized.  Then several beers later, broke out his own smokes, apologizing with each strike of the match.  He explained that hypnosis hadn’t helped kick his habit and then later (after more beer) shared his hope that pot would, as he would soon get his “weed card”.   

The Arena is an enclosed venue with no smoking allowed and I don’t smoke (in case you hadn’t figured that out from the rants).  Though most of the attendees seemed to behave normally, when those within arm’s reach clouded the air around me, I wondered if I’d stumbled into the twilight zone.  Do-do do-do, do-do do-do.  

Okay, much like my fellow concert-goer, I’ve now over-shared.  My purpose in writing this blog was to praise DMB.  The high-energy members were one of the happiest groups I’ve ever seen perform (thanks to three large screens showing close-ups behind them), especially the drummer who smiled the entire time.  Twilight zone or not, I’d recommend anyone go see the Dave Matthews Band if they get the opportunity.  You will not be disappointed.

BRAVE DAVE, AN UNSUNG HERO

As a writer seeking to publish my first novel, I have found a most valuable asset in the Preditors & Editors (P&E) website (http://www.anotherealm.com/prededitors/).  Not only does it list literary agents and agencies, it indicates which ones make money for their clients, which rip you off (some involved in complaints or legal battles), and it provides links to their website or blog, if they have one. 

To improve my chances for traditional publishing, I have joined a writers group, attended writer workshops, and plunged into the local writers conference, the Las Vegas Writers Conference (LVWC).  It was at the LVWC that, following lunch one day, a man stood up at the podium and shared his story.  I’d seen him mingling comfortably with the attendees, but this unassuming gentleman now exhibited nervousness in his quiet, and slightly shaky, voice. 

This man, Dave Kuzminski, explained how he created P&E to answer questions repeatedly posed to him.  The information he collected was verified and posted, good or bad.  On the bad side, those unscrupulous people found to charge folks like us for services or products they never planned to deliver were angered enough at the negative publicity that they took him to court to have the site removed. 

At this point in Dave’s story, his voice strengthened, fueled by indignation.  The law, as evidenced by the continued existence of P&E, was on his side.  (It’s funny how the truth usually wins.)  His defiance animated him with passion and confidence, contrary to the first impression he gave, and he vowed to carry on.  What had happened to the mild-mannered everyman who lost himself in the crowd?  He’d transformed before our eyes into a crusader for writers everywhere – Dave Kuzminski is every writer’s unsung hero.

Las Vegas Writers Conference

As a resident of Las Vegas and a member of the Henderson Writers Group, I naturally chose the Las Vegas Writers Conference (LVWC) as my first.  The 2008 event introduced me to pitch sessions and seminars on subjects I didn’t realize I needed to know about in this business:  authors willing to share the secrets of their success, publishers, both traditional and self, passing along updates about the industry, and agents willing to talk one-on-one to attendees and give them a better chance at having their work read.  

The LVWC is small compared to what I’ve read about other conferences, conducive to more personal interactions.  I highly recommend it and will be attending this year’s as the Assistant Conference Coordinator.  Taking place 16 – 18 April 2009, the LVWC can be checked out at www.lasvegaswritersconference.com.  I hope to see you there.

What’s in a Name?

Wow!  I made it back!  I took a short physical vacation that led to a long mental one.  I thought of several things to write about in that time, but what actually drove me to the computer was thinking about names.  I’ve always had a fascination with names and their meanings.  Before I began writing The Gift of Ancestors (which I’m still revising), I poured over lists of names from many cultures.  Any that “spoke” to me were added to my own list to pick from as the story formed.  I don’t know how many other authors this has happened to, but I began writing one tale and it ended up completely different.  For me, once I named a character, he/she had a personality that dictated certain actions he/she would or wouldn’t do.  For example, the name Anne (or Anna or Hannah) means “favor” or “grace”.  So, Anne would not be rough and tumble or clutzy in the least.  In my mind (and my story) she is very prim and proper.  That might be why she has a bit role.  Just like with ficticious persons, I can’t help forming opinions about real people when I learn their names - not whether they’re good or bad (usually), but a hint of what they’re made of deep down.  Our names aren’t coincidental – we’re meant to have them.  And so it is with the characters in my stories.  Now, it’s with excitement that I hear more and more unusual names that present a challenging puzzle to me.  Are we in a time where we have become so unpredictable that we need new names to define us?  Maybe we are creating a new world unlike any the past has known and it needs fresh names to define the progressors.  I’m all for that – I may even make up a few of my own!

Happy Solstice

Stonehenge.  Chichen Itza.  Sedona.  Just reading the names conjures thoughts of fantastical tales.  And today, the summer solstice of the northern hemisphere, surely adds to the mystery of such celebrated sites.  Solstices and equinoxes fascinate me.  All cultures as far back as we know have myths/legends/stories about theses days.  Even in current times, it’s a day for groups to flock to extraordinary locations for a chance at a supernatural experience.  I’m drawn to the stories, whether they are interpretations of old writings or drawings or theories invented by new age explorers.  I get lost in them and form my own stories about those long ago peoples.  In fact, I used one to create a critical event in The Gift of Ancestors.  I haven’t been at a mystical place on solstice day but I have been to Stonehenge (before it was fenced) and found excitement is there all year.  The only special location I can claim frequenting during the longest day is a ballpark in Fairbanks, Alaska, where each year the midnight sun baseball game is played.  If you’ve never been to a sporting event at midnight, believe me when I say it’s a rare experience.  Here in Las Vegas, there are no such events (even if everything is open).  We settle for braving the 108 degree heat at dusk to witness the optical illusion of the solstice moon appearing larger to the human eye as it rises on the horizon than it actually is by a trick of the atmosphere that doesn’t affect cameras.  Whatever you do or don’t do this solstice, let the numerous ideas from both past and present swirl around the imagination to stir up fresh yarns for telling.  I know I will. 

A Writer’s Writer

I’ve just watched the Harvard Commencement speech given by JK Rowling and I have to confess – Jo (she lets real fans call her that) was a huge catalyst to my second life epiphany (my first life being my military career).  Of course I was already a fan of her writing – she has that magic all writers wish they had to draw the reader in.  It was when I watched her biography on A&E that the revelation occurred.  I don’t remember any specific story or phrase, but as I watched I remembered a 14 year old with an idea for a story who diligently wrote it out on lined paper in a three-ring binder until it was finished.  I knew then what I was destined to do, but I put it to the back of my mind when I entered high school and began dreaming of other things.  (Like space – yes, I know I’m a geek.)  By the time that show came on I had retired from the military and was working at a community action agency, but I was aimless for once – going through life with no real purpose.  Then it all came back to me.  I was supposed to write.  And by then I’d had many more experiences than I did at 14 – so I had things to write about.  For two years now I’ve been working on my story that spans five books, the AJ Silver Adventure series, and I write with the conviction that this is what I’m supposed to do – and I’ll never give up.  So thank you for that Jo. 

 

Audrey

A Timely Inspiration

This seems like an appropriate time to mention something that has fascinated me for many, many years – space.  I confess I am a NASA junkie.  So, this has been an exciting week for me.  Earlier, the Mars Phoenix landed to see if life may have existed on Mars.  We (my family and I) were glued to NASA TV as the first images came through.  This is a great time for high definition photography!  And in two days the space shuttle Discovery will launch with the largest Japanese module and parts to fix the Russian toilet. 

Whenever the shuttle is in orbit and especially when it is docked to the station, I don’t get much sleep and I also don’t get much writing done.  But I do get tons of ideas.  I keep a notepad handy and as they come I jot them down.  Sometimes just a technical term will catch my attention and get the imaginative juices flowing and at other times the visual of working with no gravity does it. 

So, if you find yourself writing challenged (blocked) in the next two weeks or you are simply looking for new ideas, I invite you to catch some NASA TV (http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html).

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